Uh...Thank you? I think?

I just got a really weird message on OkCupid.


"I would like to invite you to my bedroom. I am an expert at the art of oral stimulation. I have worked many years at perfecting my skills. I am not just bragging here. I can spend hours pleasing my partner before I ever think of myself. So if you'd like to have the orgasmic experience of your life, drop me a line or two and lets set it up. You will not regret it, so far I haven't had any complaints.

Alfredo "


I have to admit that it's at least a little flattering. I mean something about my profile made him think that he wanted to pull down my pants. I messaged him back and thanked him but told him I'd have to decline. He was very polite and said "No Problem, have a great day!".

Still it's nothing compared to this OkCupid message I got about a year ago:


Subject: You and I need to have a little: 'talk'.....


Young lady.

I hope you agree.

Your Masked Intruder

It wasn't even so much the message, as his profile when I went to look. CREEPY. Check it out, I dare ya.