Monday, January 30, 2006

Frosty the Snowman was a Q400 Plane...

I don't understand why it's so FRIGGEN hard to keep an airplane warm. It's a FLIPPEN tin can that's air sealed! TURN ON A HEATER PEOPLE! I just spent an hour freezing and listening to everyone hack and cough up recycled air that will sooner or later be in my lungs and getting me ill. Fabulous. Now normally I just pass out on planes and sleep through all the annoying crap. Well, It's kinda hard to sleep when you're almost losing a nipple to frostbite folks.

9 comments:

Joe said...

Losing a nipple to frostbite. You'd think your toes would be the first risk.

Dirty Bunny said...

I'm pretty sure it's some sort of corporate conspiracy. I've been freezing my A off at work. I'm not just sitting at work...there's some power walking going on, stocking freight, unloading trucks, an occasional F up the A, and I'm layering my clothes to stay warm. Are you sure this airline isn't run by one of the world's leading retailer?

Joe said...

"an occasional F up the A?"

What the hell are you doing at that place?

Dirty Bunny said...

Please don't make me go into details. You know it happens on a daily basis. I only wish I meant it in a literal sense.

HST said...

Oh I'm dying to know what the occasional F up the A is. bunny you are seriously DIRTY

Mark said...

Um, finger up the ass?

HST said...

See, i was betting on how really DIRTY that bunny was and guessing a FUCK up the ASS. Please tell me I'm right here bunny..........maybe i just want the satisfaction of knowing i beat the wiggledick.

Dirty Bunny said...

Yeah, fuck up the ass. Maybe in the future I should just say what's on my mind. I think we can agree that we all feel that vulgarity can release tension from time to time. It's better than "red flagging" at work and going postal on someone.

Girl Next Door said...

Do the postal thing at work. It's been awhile since someone I knew personally had their own story on the 10 o'clock news.