Oh Miss Michael

So, my roommate and I have this friend, Michael. We call him Miss Michael, cause he's so totally gay. He also happens to do our hair and all we have to do is buy the color and bribe him with Starbucks and Cigarettes. I will be posting some pictures of my new hair did a little later when my laptop isn't dead (I came into work on a sunday! when my laptop died at starbucks....) so you can see his fabulous work. You can also check out my Karen Walker post to see some of his handiwork.....

Anyway......So me and the roommate and Miss Michael are running around yesterday getting some last minute stuff for the party and we go into Payless Shoes to see if I can find some cheap little Karen Walker heels. We're walking around looking at shoes (I had already found mine, but my roommate was still looking) and we come upon this shoe:












I say the first thing that comes to my mind: "Does this make anyone else think 'Spartacus'?"

I was really proud of that one, to be honest.

Moments later I see this shoe:












My response: "I don't even know where to go from here..."

Miss Michael: "Uh, you could to go this one, with a rod up the center"














Me: "I love it when there's a rod up my center"

That's right, I'm funny as hell.

but the point of this story is..

We have decided we need to have our own public access show called "FagHag" where we go around different places and just make funny comments about shit.

You know you would watch it.