*Update* the therapist may need therapy

Ok, so I have been discussing this situation with many others that I know, love and trust (well except danny, I only know and love him, don't trust him as far as I can throw him.) *Danny got really butthurt that I didn't include his take on the subject. So without further ado I give you:

Me: If I sent you an email that said "hey, what kind of trouble are we going to get into next week?" What would you take that to mean?

Danny: I would of course take that to mean we would be launching an epic smear campaign aimed at Lunchables.

Me: Nevermind

You're welcome Danny. Ass.*

It has come to my attention that regardless of how I meant the "trouble"comment (see post below), it is in fact a very sensual comment. I got really mad about that thinking to myself, "what the hell?! I'm being punished because I made that comment to someone I've slept with?! If I had said that to a friend of mine I've NEVER slept with, it would be no big deal!"

My Roommate: Think about this ok? You're a very sensual person, so it stands to reason he would take it that way.

Me: I am? uh........what?

My Roommate: You're trying to tell me you don't realize that you're a sensual person?

Me: Um I know I have a dirty mind but I generally think of myself as more of a total nerdball.

My Roommate: Well, ok I'm telling you. You're a sensual person, and you should be happy about that! I would love to be sensual like that, and I'm just.......not.

Me: oh, um thank you?

My Roommate: Ok, think about this, what if you were like the best sex he ever had? And everytime he sees you or talks to you he thinks about that one time and how great it was? Of COURSE he's going to take it like that.

Me: yeah I totally did NOT think about it like that at all. I figured it was looooooooong forgotten.

My Roommate: Well, maybe you need to rethink how you think of yourself in those terms. Yes this little sensual power of yours could get you into trouble, but you can also learn to use your powers for good and not evil.

Me: wow.........thanks. I apparently have some self image work to do.


So you see children? Even sex therapists need therapy sometimes.