I'd rather stand here and be an idiot

Alaska airlines does something called "A la Carte". The idea behind this is that you don't have to check your bag but you leave it on a cart right outside the plane and they put it under the plane while you're in the air and when you get off you can grab your bag without going down to baggage check. Brilliant right?

Apparently not brilliant enough. There's always one dumb bitch who doesn't get it and spends 5 minutes trying to cram a bag that's just milimeters too large for the overhead in the goddamed overhead. I despise this woman. In all of her shapes and forms. She was on my plane today and I wanted to beat her senseless. upon further inspection it turns out she works for a competing bank. Figures.