Friday, April 14, 2006

Once, Twice, Three Times a Wino

I officially have two jobs.

I got a part time gig in a winery tasting room.

Which means that for around 5 hours a shift I pour wine, sell wine and yak about wine to people. I have yet to learn all the technical crapola about wine and specifically the wine I sell (hey! cut me some slack! I only started a couple days ago!) but I do like to drink wine, and I love to talk in general so this is just about the most perfect second job ever.

They are paying me to sell booze and yak.

BOOZE.

YAK.

God bless america.

4 comments:

Dirty Bunny said...

It's a good day in Muddville.

Rock the fuck on!

I cant' help but think of the movie Sideways now.

Ren said...

I'm wasting my time in the lab, aren't I?

The two things I like to do the most is write and have cake... So maybe I should find a job at Playboy Magazine...

Chris said...

Now if you can just figure out how to get paid for drinking it then you would be all set.

HST said...

well actually I do once a week at staff meetings we get to drink wine while we go over policy, woot!