Conjunctivitis: The only time it's acceptable for adults to ooze out of the eye.
Now I know that all of you probably have this amazing image of me as this quirky, cute, funny little northwest sex therapist. I'm going to have to break your little fabulous image for a moment. my eye looks like this:
Apparently I have Conjunctivitis. When my doctor told me this and gave me a prescription for eye drops I said: "it's not pinkeye then?"
"No, just an infection in your eye, like you get in your sinuses, only in your eye."
For future reference, don't believe them when they tell you that Conjuctivitis isn't Pinkeye. I just looked it up on webmd and apparently Pinkeye is just the slang term for an infection in your eye. I was under the impression that Pinkeye was this dreaded infection that required isolation from all humans. Apparently not. Well, kind of. Kids spread it like wildfire because they don't wash their hands. All I gotta do is not touch my eye and touch things that other will touch and i'm good to go. I guess. or something.
I'm sure somewhere out there, one or more of you already knew this and are probably cursing my idiot ways. I don't care. I'm too busy oozing from the eye.
6 comments:
Oh, good lord.
I can't tell which part you're "good lord"ing?
The oozing part.
aghhhhhhhhhh!
Pinkeye, bad. Pinkeye, bad.
I had it twice? or maybe it was three times in a row...yes, a row, when I was in 8th grade. Ah, memories of watching TV with my sunglasses on and the shear pain to my brain of wanting to rip my eyes out.
May you find comfort, drugs, or booze soon. Or just drink more NyQuil. That works, too.
My poor baby! It is looking at porn sites that have given you pink eye because Jesus doesn't like that.
That is disgusting, but not in a bad way.
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