Sunday, August 27, 2006

Laundry is for Losers

Things I've done since I last posted (In no particular order):


*Ordered 2 replacement computers for my training room at work

*Returned both of them, damnit!

*Found out my physician knows my ex boyfriend. WEIRD!

*Sang along to the car radio, LOUD

*Went out to watch Jazz and drink wine with This Guy.

*Flirted with some dudes at the winery.

*Planned on doing laundry and packing for trip

*Totally dropped the ball and am doing laundry as I type

*Bought a "Designer Replica" (knockoff) Prada purse

*Lusted after the "Designer Replica" Kate Spade's

*Lost about 5 pounds inexplicably

*Through a series of twisted, surreal events ended up talking to the Security Boy's ex girlfriend and found out he's apparently got a problem with lying and she actually seems very nice.

*Decided I don't really want a liar

*Nodded and smiled to a VERY handsome man, but did not say anything for fear of an incident like This one. Or god forbid, That one.

I know that you are all jealous of my extremely packed, exciting, exotic life. You also wish you were as sarcastic as I am.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, I want your life. Mine is very mundane at the present time.

I don't, however, want to find out my physician knows my ex-boyfriend.

HST said...

Laura: yes, I gotta say that was my least favorite part of my doctor's appt.

Evil: Uh, if you only knew me my dear you would know I'm not wasting away to anything anytime soon. thanks for the concern though:)

Girl Next Door said...

I bet I could top that. I did someone else's homework last night. And someone else's dishes.