Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Public Service Announcement

If you are issued a rental car that has all leather heated seats you may be tempted to drive to your destination with the heated seats on and the sun roof opened to experience the dichotomy of sensations. Please be aware that the heated seats will relax all of your muscles and around mile 25 of your 38 mile drive you may feel the intense urge to poop.

Knowledge is Power

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank god I read this before I rented another car.

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Melancholy Trollop said...

The older I get the chances of me shittin on a leather seat regardless of heat are seriously disturbing.

ptg said...

LOL - trust me, even when you have heated seats on a regular basis, you STILL get that feeling sometimes.

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