I want a boyfriend......IV

I went to the doctor today because I keep getting spontaneous headaches following orgasm. You can all take a moment to giggle, or cry or say "WTF?!" or whatever you need to do...I'll wait.


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Ok, moving on.


I have to get a 2 hour MRI and some kind of head test to make sure I don't have an aneurism in my head. In the meantime I can't have any sex. Not even with myself.


This is where my boyfriend would come over and bring me ice cream and say "oh honey, let's just cuddle, I love you and I want to make sure you are alright before we resume making love."





I choose him:

So Yummy.

I Want a Boyfriend...III

Number 3 in a Series

I had to check out of a hotel this morning that I had been staying in for a week. The bill came to 761 dollars. I have 161 dollars in my account because our Cash Advance department can't get their shit together! I am so furious I could scream and rip something. and then eat it. If I had a boyfriend this is the place where he would tell me that everything would be ok. And he would meet me at the airport with flowers and a hug and say "those fuckers!" Even if he thought I was overreacting.

Which I'm Not.

I choose Him:

I want a boyfriend........II

Number 2 in a series.

Today I got a "verbal notice of concern" at work. These are the days that I want a boyfriend that will listen to me bitch and cry and then tell me it doesn't matter because I am gorgeous and funny and professional and the fact that the other poeple involved are not, is not my problem.

I choose him:

I want a boyfriend

And not for the reason that all of you think ok? My tires need air and it's cold and wet outside.

I choose Him :



















Pump my tires bitch!