I went to the doctor today because I keep getting spontaneous headaches following orgasm. You can all take a moment to giggle, or cry or say "WTF?!" or whatever you need to do...I'll wait.
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Ok, moving on.
I have to get a 2 hour MRI and some kind of head test to make sure I don't have an aneurism in my head. In the meantime I can't have any sex. Not even with myself.
This is where my boyfriend would come over and bring me ice cream and say "oh honey, let's just cuddle, I love you and I want to make sure you are alright before we resume making love."
I choose him:
So Yummy.
