Anti New Years

For some reason that I do not understand I am distinctly anti new years this year. It's not that I just don't want to party, I just don't want new years to come at all. If that is possible, please someone let me know how to swing it. This is not boding well for me seeing as how my roomate is already attempting to make plans for some sort of celebration. it's so bad that I've already been at my parents house for a week and i'm contemplating just NOT GOING HOME until after new years. My Parents for fucks sake!!!

If anyone can find a way that I can get out of my new years funk, I'd appreciate your advice. I can honestly say this is the first time in 25 years I've ever had a funk over New Years.
Oh father time, you cruel bastard..........................