Someone call Freud

I'm just going to come out and say it. I have a total thing for Grissom from CSI. I know it's wrong. He's older than my dad for fuck's sake! But all I can think about while watching him process crime scenes is whether he's a good kisser or not. I bet there's a reason for this sickness, but to be honest I don't want to know what it is. I'd rather just sit around and wish that William L. Petersen would walk through my door, throw me down and make passionate love to me.

I'm messed up.