Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Look at you High Roller...

So I had to test out our software just now at work because for some dumbass reason it wouldn't open IRA accounts. (Individual Retirement Arrangement) Anyone that either doesn't know what this is, or does and doesn't have one, or doesn't understand why they need one, please email me, because we need to talk........

Anyway moving on.

So, whenever I have to test out something and open accounts on our training version of this software, I use my sister's name. It's easy, I can remember it to look up later and add accounts and the system is a training mode and refreshes at night so it doesn't matter how many times I do this. Today she opened a Traditional Contributory IRA and a Roth Contributory IRA. This got me to thinking. What if by some freak accident, my version wasn't a training version anymore? What if it didn't refresh every night? What if my version went real time?

Congratulations my dear sister...........You have about 100 checking and savings accounts, 75 CD's, 50 Money Market Accounts and a handful or so Retirement Accounts. You are set for life.

7 comments:

HST said...

when are you coming back to see us in training world anyway? we miss you...

Ren said...

I'm looking to retire as a millionaire... Any advice?

Tiekoot said...

So I can quit my job then?

Joe said...

Can I be your sister too? I look very good in a skirt.

HST said...

Nympho~ no you can't quit your job because you have to live in england long enough for me to come visit. BUCK UP!

HST said...

Joe~ Sure, but you have to wear the skirt all the time. Oh and wax your legs too.

Girl Next Door said...

Please....Don't let my brother in a skirt.

I can relate to the training world. I put my friends on the 'fake' system all the time in sessions...