Talk about your boobage.......

Ok, this happened a really long time ago, but I was just reminded by it and shared it with someone in my class, so I figured I should share it here too.


Lesbo Incestimaniac

So my mother had breast cancer right? Don't worry she's totally good. In fact she rocks more now than she did before. She has totally embraced life and realized that living is more important than stressing over dumb crap. I mean don't get me wrong, the woman has always been hip but now, she's kickass.
Anyway, so she had a mastectomy and got her boob chopped off right? well, while they wait until you can get a breast reconstruction, they give you a prostetic breast to wear so you can essentially "feel normal". (yeah right, like anyone feels normal with cancer eating away all of their good blood cells and getting a boob chopped, but it's the thought that counts.)

well, I came home one weekend and noticed that my mother was not lopsided any longer, she had obviously recieved her prostetic. Being the close and curious daughter that I am, I asked if I could feel it. (stop scoffing, it's fake dude) Mom said "sure, of course, it feels really real actually". While I believed my mother, I sort of wanted to know for myself, so of course, rather than grabbing my OWN boob in comparison, that's right, without thinking I reached right out and felt up my mom. I didn't think twice about it, it seemed to make sense. just to compare right? Well, needless to say it only took about 30 seconds before I realized I was totally copping a feel on my mom and I got totally embarassed and ran to the bathroom. My mother swore she didn't care, that it was funny but I think she was just slightly disturbed for life.

It's all good now of course. We laugh about it all the time. Because damnit, everything can be laughed at. Even cancer.