To the Security Guard at work:
I appreciate that you flirt with me every chance you get. Joking with you is one of the highlights of my day. It is very nice and gentlemanly for you to walk me to the bus stop after work. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ASK ME OUT ALREADY! I think you are quite cute, and more than a little charming, but I have taken a strict no asking boys out policy since my heart was broken. Please nut up and get on with it. Thank you.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Grab your sack for the love of god
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See, I thought women were repulsed by men grabbing their sack.
Yeah! Ask her out! Stupid boy!
Thank You Lulu
"please nut up" -- classy. Nutting-up isn't putting walnuts on ice cream? I could have sworn... Can you ball-up? Isn't that what you do when there's a fire? No, no, no. That's stop drop and roll. Balling-up is what you do when you're really scared, like when you are attacked by bears, visited by your mother, or have to pretend to be competent at work...
...am I expressing too much about myself?
yeah, where is the chilvary?
I say, just go for it. Life is all about risks and chances.
Let him nut on you.
I like your style, party girl
Is it the uniform?
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