Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Grab your sack for the love of god

To the Security Guard at work:

I appreciate that you flirt with me every chance you get. Joking with you is one of the highlights of my day. It is very nice and gentlemanly for you to walk me to the bus stop after work. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ASK ME OUT ALREADY! I think you are quite cute, and more than a little charming, but I have taken a strict no asking boys out policy since my heart was broken. Please nut up and get on with it. Thank you.

8 comments:

Joe said...

See, I thought women were repulsed by men grabbing their sack.

Lulu said...

Yeah! Ask her out! Stupid boy!

HST said...

Thank You Lulu

Will said...

"please nut up" -- classy. Nutting-up isn't putting walnuts on ice cream? I could have sworn... Can you ball-up? Isn't that what you do when there's a fire? No, no, no. That's stop drop and roll. Balling-up is what you do when you're really scared, like when you are attacked by bears, visited by your mother, or have to pretend to be competent at work...

...am I expressing too much about myself?

Dirty Bunny said...

yeah, where is the chilvary?

Party Girl said...

I say, just go for it. Life is all about risks and chances.

Let him nut on you.

Mark said...

I like your style, party girl

Chris said...

Is it the uniform?