Wednesday, May 31, 2006

You know what's fun?

A secret work romance.

I'm not sure if any of you have ever experienced this but damn it's a great time!

I think I can safely say that Security Boy and I are "seeing each other". This is the best description I can come up with considering I have some seriously mental issues regarding any kind of commitment. Don't worry, I'm looking into some help with this.

We have decided on a strict "not at work" policy. I am fully behind this policy considering two things:

*Despite the blabbermouth I might seem like, I actually do like to keep my personal life private from work.

*He can get fired if he dates anyone that works for my company.


We do very well on this "not at work" policy, however occasionally we find ourselves alone in the break room and he'll stand REALLY close to me and not DO anything, just stand close. And OH MY GOD is that awesome!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice. A little happy tension at work.

Dirty Bunny said...

We have much drama such as this at work.

Dirty Bunny said...

That sounded like I didn't think it was a good thing. I think it's a very good thing.

ptg said...

mmm...that's delicious drama though!! What incredible fun!

Will said...

Wait... you can't give handjobs in the breakroom?

What is this world coming to?! Next thing you know you won't be able to smoke in the building!

HST said...

Oh Will, you know I would always give YOU a handjob in the breakroom. I just can't give HIM one because he works here.

Mark said...

My experience says that work relationships turn out very badly.

I made that mistake once. 2 kids and 4 years of marriage later and it was dunzo.

HST said...

i appreciate your concern wiggle dick...but honestly i'm just having fun, I'm so NOWHERE near marriage or kids.

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