I have the best boyfriend ever. He brought me hummus.
Let me explain.
I love food. LOVE. My favorite food of all time (at least for the time being until someone makes something better) is hummus from the Whitehouse Grill in Post Falls, Idaho. Yes, I will drive to another state to eat hummus. I don't care how lame you think I am. Now, Idaho isn't all that far away from me, I live on the Washington border; but still, it's ANOTHER STATE. Here' s a Map.
Last night, Security Boy drove all the way to Idaho, got me hummus and white roses (which I love) and drove them both ALL the way back to surprise me with it, I suspected nothing. He is wonderful. He even kissed me after I had massive garlic breath. I asked my roommate this morning what I ever did to deserve someone so good to me, and she informed me that I am a wonderful person and have done so many nice things for other guys that could care less. I choose to believe her. I am great, and deserve a great guy and HOLY SHIT am I enjoying it!
BILL O'REILLY CAN SUCK IT
I found this little gem on Mulligan's blog, Can't Keep Quiet. (oddly enough, I just looked at her blog to find this link and I can't find it, oh well...) Joe has her linked and occasionally (more frequently lately) I will stop by and see what she has to say. I really like her point of view. In any case, O'Reilly Sucks is awesome. It makes me laugh, and agree heartily. The hate mail section about put me over the edge peeing my pants. Conservatives (especially Bill O'Reilly watchers) are all total moronic insult slingers. I think they need to learn how to form a thought before being allowed near email. Bill O'Reilly is nothing but a conservative that likes to hear himself talk. He tells people on his show as "guests" to SHUT UP, constantly. He can claim to be a "neutral, no spin zone" all he wants. We all know he just wants his own show, and the only way he can swing that is to claim to be something he's not. Nut up Bill! Stop being such a coward, what are you afraid of about us liberals anyway?
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Gloat Moment and Sucky Bill O'Reilly
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11 comments:
Bill O'Reilly is such a dick.
And hummus...I've never tried it because the name of it reminds me of a compost heep.
I went and checked it out. Funny, funny stuff. Does John Stewart turn you on too? So smart and hilarious.
DB: you are right, he is a dick and YES jon stewart is SEXAY!
Chemist: I'm sorry, I don't really know who you are or what comment I made, but I was probably kidding....
You know what really scares me? People that get their news and opinions from Comedy Central. Also, ostriches. They freak me out.
Well, I'm sure ostriches are afraid of you too.
Bill O'Reilly isn't conservative. Sorry.
no need to apologize will, Bill can be anything he wants, I dont care, just so he's truthful about it.
The first and ONLY time I watched Bill O'Reilly I realized there was a definite SPIN in the supposedly "No spin zone". I also read the HATE MAIL section of O'ReillySucks and it seems that a large percentage of people who watch Bill O'Reilly are worried about BUTT SEX. Interesting.
In some states, hummus is cause for divorce.
I've still never once seen Bill O'Reilly. And I don't feel bad about that at all.
Thanks. I had the link in a post. I hate the search feature on my site cause it sends you to technorati. I have to figure out how to change it. I should put it in my blogroll.
This was my first visit to your site but I will be back.
Laura: oh yeah, it was in a post wasnt it? silly me. Thanks for stopping by!
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