>Which brings me to her mother who is starting to look like a cat:
>I am not exaggerating when I say that I spent ALL day doing laundry. Ok, well I did go to walmart for dran-o and it didn't even work. DAMNIT. It's all my thick-ass hair down the drain. Wouldn't it be nice if I could get away with a shaved head chic sort of thing?
Yeah. NO.
Moving on...
>You know what's sad? When a band would be better WITHOUT the lead singer.
>You know what else is sad? When you see a woman with a Chanel purse and a Dooney and Burke wallet and she pulls away in a BMW and you have to wait for her sorry ass to grab her sack full of crap at the DOLLAR STORE! This is one of two situations:
*You can afford the Chanel purse, etc. BECAUSE you shop at the dollar store.
OR
*You HAVE to shop at the dollar store BECAUSE you spent too much on a damn Chanel purse.
Either way, it's ridiculous and made me laugh.
>Emo kids make me want to beat the crap out of them. I realize that we were all teenagers once but seriously. Your freakish skunk hair and tights, jeans and skirt are not making a statement, it's making me want to run you over with my 1989 Toyota Camry.
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You are fucking hilarious. lmao
Oh Come on teenagers are humans too. Well, okay sub humans. I think when you get to the point where you say, "I friggin hate teen-agers", that means you're OLD!!!! I love ya!!!
Melissa Rivers is famous because her mom is famous. Without mama Melissa would be nothing. As for mama, long ago (possibly before her first plastic surgery) I liked Joan Rivers. Then she started doing the Michael Jackson makeover routine and as she had more plastic surgery her personality became meaner and more spiteful. I can't stand her any more.
Okay, I'll ask. What the hell is an emo kid?
Tickle Me Emo?
Next you'll be saying "I remember when..." before ranting about how much better things were "when you were younger"...
Seriously... I know...
I do the same...
GOD DAMN IT!
By the way... "I remember when emails were sent on horseback and you could 5 for a penny". Ok... I'm OLD and WHAKCKED to boot.
Oh and yeah... Teenagers DO suck... And I can assure you I never was one.
Yes, yes, truly I agree, yes, oh yeah, I couldn't agree more, and huh-huh, amen!
I don't know what kind of Children of the Corn-esque kids you people deal with, but I have some students that are really great kids. But then again, they're not your average kids.
By the way... The "bald" picture of you looks like you're wearing a pink clown wig... Good look for ya!
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